"Why did you say all those things, if you weren’t planning on staying?" - (via lovelaughfangirlx)
Make her pussy wet not her eyes.
Make his dick hard not his life
Break her bed not her heart
play with her boobs not her feelings
Get on his dick not his nerves.
always salt your pasta while boiling it
(via spongebobssquarepants)
theres no fucking snow outside
